I love our national staff... which is a good thing because we have about 144 nationals compared to 10 westerners working at the hospital. They really make the place hum, and flavor our whole work atmosphere. It's been amazing how many nicknames they invent for me. Perhaps it's partly because my name doesn't really have a cognate in Hausa, so I am left with 'Matiyu,' 'Matta,' 'Mattheus,' 'Magyll,' etc. But other influences also affect their thinking. The previous tall white doctor in my role was called 'Likita Chop-Chop,' - Likita means Dr. and Chop-Chop means fast. So I often get called Likita Chop-Chop, especially if I am moving quickly. This name is definitely preferable to the name another predecessor had, Likita Brake, and so I am always trying to dodge that appellation. I have tried to promote Likita Tsaka - "Doctor Just Right" as a speed somewhere between chop-chop and brake, but it has not really caught on. ...